1. jncera:

    his eyes were twitter-blue as they stared out into the yahoo-purple and youtube-red clouds over a facebook-blue sea dotted with the broken deviantart-green tree branches. and then his eyes darkened to tumblr-blue speckled with wikipedia-grey as he turned to his fiery fox. “let’s begin,” he said, his voice like chrome. “let’s begin exploring this internet.” and they binged off into the setting sun at a google miles per hour.

    (via bettysblue)

  2. (Source: makemestfu, via mommy)

  3. flamebow47:






    What do you call a woman who has a lot of sex? Her name.
    GOD FUCKING YES, that.


    Oops, sorry, this picture automatically reblogged itself.

    this whole picture is just great

    Sorry for the color, but this HAS to be on my blog.

    The guy in the back I have something wonderful to say to you

    (Source: vampireweekendxstevebuscemi, via drfacecage)

  4. …they did that on purpose.


  5. Am I the only person that has a candy jar in their room?

  6. 💭

  7. (Source: mequka, via curiousaries)

  9. #mcm He’s the best ☀ #lovehim

  11. neyagawa:


    tumblr staff

    im fucking crying at this effort they taped the cockroach and made a little tie the longer i look at this the funnier it gets

    (Source: pi4nobl4ck, via curiousaries)

  12. chestpatthumbsup:



    my life goal is to reblog this every monday

    I’m tempted to set this up in my queue every Monday for a year.

    See this every Monday, Reblog this every time.  (:

    Perfection. Monday at 12:29am. Reblog everytime.

    (Source: becausejensenackless, via ohhhwendy)

  13. inspirationwordslove:

    This is really true inspiration positive words

  14. guavasita:


    worst pain imaginable

    ok goodbye with this

    (via worshipmalibudaniel)

  15. evilqueenapologist:


    that last one tho…

    The last one is super bad ass. That guy rocks. Most of these I was all “LOL CUTE” but the last one wow thats what gave it this reblog.

    (Source: webofgoodnews, via incrediblewishes)