1. jncera:

    his eyes were twitter-blue as they stared out into the yahoo-purple and youtube-red clouds over a facebook-blue sea dotted with the broken deviantart-green tree branches. and then his eyes darkened to tumblr-blue speckled with wikipedia-grey as he turned to his fiery fox. “let’s begin,” he said, his voice like chrome. “let’s begin exploring this internet.” and they binged off into the setting sun at a google miles per hour.

    (via bettysblue)

     
  2. (Source: makemestfu, via mommy)

     
  3. flamebow47:

    s-pecious:

    wingedaradia:

    dickcatchyourowngrenade:

    roadto—health:

    janaeariel:

    What do you call a woman who has a lot of sex? Her name.
    GOD FUCKING YES, that.

    THIS. WHOLE. PICTURE. <3

    Oops, sorry, this picture automatically reblogged itself.

    this whole picture is just great

    Sorry for the color, but this HAS to be on my blog.

    The guy in the back I have something wonderful to say to you

    (Source: vampireweekendxstevebuscemi, via drfacecage)

     
  4. …they did that on purpose.

     

  5. Am I the only person that has a candy jar in their room?

     
  6. 💭

     
  7. (Source: mequka, via curiousaries)

     
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  9. #mcm He’s the best ☀ #lovehim

     
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  11. neyagawa:

    meanplastic:

    tumblr staff

    im fucking crying at this effort they taped the cockroach and made a little tie the longer i look at this the funnier it gets

    (Source: pi4nobl4ck, via curiousaries)

     
  12. chestpatthumbsup:

    omgicantevenasdfghjkl:

    karma-drama:

    my life goal is to reblog this every monday

    I’m tempted to set this up in my queue every Monday for a year.

    See this every Monday, Reblog this every time.  (:

    Perfection. Monday at 12:29am. Reblog everytime.

    (Source: becausejensenackless, via ohhhwendy)

     
  13. inspirationwordslove:

    This is really true inspiration positive words

     
  14. guavasita:

    vinebox:

    worst pain imaginable

    ok goodbye with this

    (via worshipmalibudaniel)

     
     
  15. evilqueenapologist:

    pudgealicious88:

    that last one tho…

    The last one is super bad ass. That guy rocks. Most of these I was all “LOL CUTE” but the last one wow thats what gave it this reblog.

    (Source: webofgoodnews, via incrediblewishes)